Be On The Show!

This podcast is entirely produced by fans for fans…

therefore we’d love – and expect to have – each and every one of you as a guest on this show! Alohomora! the podcast will feature fans who share the most unique insights in discussions and produce the biggest variety of contributions will be noticed, and they will be the likeliest candidates to be chosen as hosts. Listeners from around the globe, regardless of age, are encouraged to audition.

If you would like to join us on one episode of the podcast, send us an e-mail at with a short recording of yourself attached (MP3 or WAV only please!), telling us something interesting you’ve discovered in the Harry Potter series that we should be talking about.


Tips For A Successful Audition

There are many factors that contribute to creating a successful audition for Alohomora!. A few things to keep in mind:

  • You need to be able to record yourself! As we say on the show, no fancy equipment is needed, but you do at least need a microphone and a pair of headphones (non-earbuds are recommended)
  • The room you record in is very important. Fans, Air Conditioning units, pets, siblings, etc., all make noise. Try to record in a small room that has curtains or fabric of some kind to help dampen the echo. Turn of all fans, and sit fairly close to your recording device.
  • Speak slowly and clearly. If you have a cold or allergies, it might be best to wait a week to record your audition. If we can’t understand you, the listeners won’t be able to hear your fabulous Potter points!
  • HAVE FUN! The most successful Alohomora! guests are those that aren’t afraid to speak up or bring up something that may seem absurd. Nothing you say can shock us – remember Noah? Yeah, us too.


Please Be Patient!

We know that you are very anxious to join us on the show – believe us, we are anxious to have you! – but we get a lot of emails from listeners just like you who want to discuss Potter with us. It can take anywhere from 3 – 4 months to get an email back with a guest host offer. Please bear with us, and we promise, your place in line will be held.

  • Felix Scamander

    Could a twelve year old come on the podcast? Or would the hypothetical twelve year old be too young?

    • HowAmIGoingToTranslateThis

      was this question ever answered anywhere?

      • Felix Scamander

        Was it?

        • Kat

          We encourage all ages to apply! If you can speak intelligently about Harry Potter, and fit the above requirements, we want to talk to you :)

          • Felix Scamander

            I don’t really feel like I should – there are still some people who have been listening for much, much longer than me anyway, and have never been on the show.